For anyone who needs a chuckle. These are newspaper headlines with a little comment after. LOL Proofreading is a dying art, wouldnt you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. ----------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, do you really think so? ------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now thats taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! -------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean theres something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Werent they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Thats what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- --------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? --------------------------------------------------- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ----------------------------------------------------- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ----------------------------------------------------- And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 04:51:50 +0000
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