For anyone who works in the Early Years or KS1, you can really relate to this poem! Not long now until the new academic year and a room full of new little faces. Classroom Stew Add broken crayons, white chalk dust, Pencil shavings, red scissors rust. A pinch of paste, a dab of glue, That’s what goes into Classroom Stew. Pour in black paint, six drops of ink. Squeeze the sponge from the classroom sink. Mix eraser crumbs, and hand soap goo, That’s what goes into Classroom Stew. Sprinkle on fish food, eight lumps of clay, Silver glitter, paper-mâché. Rubber cement, gum off your shoe, That’s what goes into Classroom Stew. Stir it well; dump it in a cup, Toast your teacher, and bottoms up. Hold your belly before you spew. Then flood the floor with Classroom Stew.
Posted on: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 11:32:56 +0000
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