For most of my 70 years, I have known, sold to ( I would fish and sell eel and carp )and competed with in high school, worked with and worked for Jewish people! I have found them to have a sense of humor second to none..... I understand that once you reach a certain age, like 70... you are able to ask certain favours... My favour is to " laugh" more than ever before... this came today... and I almost wet my computer chair! My goal is to have it washed every other day by the fire department.... " keep me flowing! " Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown" The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property." Sarah replies, "Property?...the Schmuck had a newspaper route."
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 21:51:01 +0000
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