For sale: Difficult, stubborn, hardworking Finnish man, has a good job, no health insurance. Comes with 1 ex-wife, soon to be 2nd ex-wife and two children. Will sell for half of equity in current home (abt $130,000). Has good qualities: can fix, build, or invent anything. Never misses work. Works around the home constantly (outside only, as inside work is womans work) and you BETTER get it done on his time frame and to his satisfaction. Many bad habits: emotionally draining, verbally and mentally abusive, whatever you do will never be good enough, if floors are mopped and you have time to sit and relax then you should start scrubbing walls & ceilings. Hates horses, cats and any animals except his dog (and likes ONLY his dog). Unable/unwilling to show affection. Prefers young, hot Latino woman who enjoys nothing but keeping a sterile home and pleasing him, while putting in 40 hours a week. Wanted: Honest hardworking man 40s-50s. Must love children and animals. Must have a job. Must enjoy spending spare time with family and friends and know how to show affection. Prefer someone who enjoys camping, fishing and hunting. Prefer someone a bit old fashioned but doesnt expect a woman to only be a house maid. Hmmm.....think we are a little not so well matched, but yet not too far away. Whatever. Im so tired. If someone wants him, buy me out and Ill be moving on up the road.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 19:02:18 +0000
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