For those of you stuck in the cool rains, heres an easy step-by-step New Mexico simulation. 1. Turn on the heater, as high as it will go. Replace your light bulbs with really high watt grow lights. Turn them all on. 2. Dump about 100,000 thumb tacks on the floor. Take off your shoes. Do it! 3. Take a bag of cotton balls and cut them into millions of pieces. Cover floor with the stuff. 4. Turn a box fan on in the middle of this mess. Run around until you just cant. 5. Turn everything off, blast your ac and stand in a cold shower until blue. 6. Eat green chili to recover. Google goatheads and cottonwoods. The rest should make sense.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 01:47:31 +0000
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