Forum moderator jokes. Be careful where you use these. Some mods cant take a joke. Whats a moderators favorite deodorant? Ban. Why did the moderator cross the road? To ban the other side. What gives a forum moderator nightmares? The truth. Who do Chinese censors copy? American forums moderators. What does a flamboyant openly gay politician and a forum moderator have in common? Both are flaming power trippers. Why do forum mods like to make rules? So they can break them. What is a forum mod without a computer? Nothing. Why is a forum mods job hard? So many favorites to play and so little time. A pro football player, a murderer and a forum mod died and were in line to tell St. Peter why they should get into heaven. The pro player said he donated millions to childrens charities and spent all his off time helping kids. St. Peter said, wonderful youre now a guardian angel for children. Next in line was the murderer. He said I repented and spent my life trying to save the souls of criminals. St. Peter said thats wonderful and made him the guardian angel of convicts. Then came the forum moderator. St Peter said what have you done with your life to gain entry into heaven. The forum mod said I volunteered all my free time to keep 100,000 people in line. St. Peter said thats great I need an assistant and made him an usher.
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 03:25:08 +0000
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