Found on a Refrigerator door one Morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, cant satisfy. I am happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Premier Inn Hotel. Please dont be upset----I shall be home well before midnight. When the man came home early that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thanks for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Holiday Inn with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a businessman , you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until late tomorrow.
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 05:22:22 +0000
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