Frank phones his wife Angie at ten to five and tells her hes bringing his boss home for dinner. Angie is furious that shes had no time to prepare but when Frank and his boss arrive, she has miraculously made a marvellous veal marsala, with pasta, chianti and a spinach salad. Shes even managed to shower, change into a dress, and get their little six-year-old daughter, Stephanie, looking clean and pretty. As they are seated at the dining room table, Frank says Stephanie, honey, why dont you say the blessing. I dont know how, Daddy, she replies sweetly. Its easy, Steph, says her proud dad, Just say what Mommy says. Stephanie bows her little head, closes her eyes, and says, If that stupid b*****d ever pulls a dumb stunt like this again, he wont see pussy for a month.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 16:51:21 +0000