Freens an naybors...Joe Ulmer AINT like Other folks. He dont thank like they do. Joe has his own unique Thanker smack-tween his ears. A few years back, he and I were traipsing thru an ancient, abandoned, overgrown cemetery beside Bayou Macon. There were smatterings of unmarked graves there, mostly just sunken depressions in the soil without benefit of Headstones..We come acrosst this one grave with a fancy-dancy-schmancy Huge Black Marble Headstone on it. It was Very Unique and Gorgeous and Outstanding. Joe pointed and said Now Thats the Headstone I want for my Grave. And I said B-B-But JOE, That wont Work. As you can plainly read, the feller buried here was named Oliver Anthony Hollingsworth the Third...and That aint even Close to your Name! He pooh-poohed my brash objection, and tolt me Look, when I gets my mind set on somn, It is SET In STONE! I said to him Joe, it just dont seem right for you to have somebody elses grave-marker as your headstone...He shook his head like he could Not believe I was That Stupid, and tolt me I got it all figgered out. Ill just change my name to Oliver Anthony Hollingsworth the Third and when I kick the bucket yawl can move this black marble monument offn this grave and put it on Mine. I shook my head and he shook His rat-bak at me. Then he said I cypher it will only cost me, like, maybe a hunnerd dollars to change my name, as opposed to paying some marble-chisler a Thousand Dollars to make me a headstone like This un. I just threw up my hands...It shurely dont pay to argue with a Genius. You see, Joe Ulmer aint like Other Folks...Joe Ulmer is...a...Genius !!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 23:31:28 +0000
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