Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years... my husband replies. I stopped. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? Without missing a beat he says, Worked for your butt, didnt it ? Hes still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 23:44:39 +0000
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