Freshman rules: 1) if someone shoves you in the hallway, shove them back ten times harder. 2) pda is a sign of making fun that you dont have a significant other, so deal with it the easy way and throw something at them. 3) If a teacher says your name, say their name. 4) If you are late say you are fashionably late. 5) Dont touch the handrails until you whitness everything they have been through. 6) Dont ask your upperclassmen friends for directions, they will tell you third floor. 7) Sing lullabys to calm yourself in the hallway. 8) Think out loud 9) Pass notes, it shows that you arent paying attention. 10) Chew gum, it makes them think your chewing your thoughts before spitting them out. 11) First impressions are useless, be your old stupid self. 12) Dont have friends.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 10:54:48 +0000
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