Friday AKPORS JOKES COLLECTION. (Season 2) *Teacher: Akpors stand up and Spell cow Akpors: aahh! I don die today. Teacher: what do u mean. Stand up and spel cow my frnd. Akpors: is unfair o. Why cant i spel smal animal like Mosquito or even Butterfly. Cow is to big 4 me to spell o. lol.. *Teacher: i kill a person, Akpors convert d sentence to future tense. Akpors: u will go to jail. ..Lobatan.. ..Period.. *Teacher: whats d difrence btw buterfly and a fly? Akpors: buter can fly but fly can not buter. CONFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. *Teacher: what country is afta USA? Akpors: USB HAHAHAHAHA *Teacher: Akpors when is my next period? Akpors: next month. TROUBLE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. Police where do u live? Akpors: wit my parent. Police: where does ur parent live? Akpors: with me. Police: wher do u all live? Akpors: together. Police (tired). Ok where is ur house? Akpors: next to my neighbours house. Police: and where is ur neighbours house. Akpors: if i tel u, you wont belive me. Police: tell me. Akpors: next to my house. Polic fainted. lol *Akpors was in a taxi eatin Chocolate, he was abt to take another one when a man next to him said: " do u know dat too much of chocolate damages d teeth? Akpors replied "my grandpa lives for 132 years. Surprise d man asked "was it bcos of eatin chocolate? Akpors answered "no becos he is always minding his own business. Hahahaha Badboy...
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:45:39 +0000
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