Friday Randomness: It occurs to me that I set up a special page for Randomness when all of Facebook is devoted to Randomness. Thats deep. I miss high-waisted pants. Although if they were back, mine would have to be Hammer pants. There is a commercial on television for a medical staffing company whose line is something about having piece of mind. Now I can see making little grammatical errors on Facebook or Twitter or in personal emails. But shouldnt the people who write ads for which they are paid know the difference between PIECE and PEACE? I officially return to work on Monday. It is my sincere hope that they wont mind if I show up in flannel pajamas and fuzzy socks. Somebody gave me a bottle of Poo-Pourri for Christmas. I dont know whether to be grateful, insulted, or relieved. And the real decision is whether to leave it here or take it to work. I am disappointed in the folks at Apple. When I ask Siri Who let the dogs out? she responds that Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired. What will I do in traffic now? Stupid updates. Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting rules. The president said he would have his veto pen ready. I think it is actually a stamp that he can sign with any pen. This impressive knowledge comes from years of watching WEST WING. Thanks, Aaron Sorkin. For those millions playing Words With Friends: You often use the word qat but do you know what it means? It is the noun that describes leaves from a specific shrub that are chewed or drank by infusion as a stimulant. That impressive knowledge comes from getting creamed all the time in Words With Friends. Happy Friday, Facebook.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 18:17:31 +0000
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