#FridayFunnies Which one is your favorite? 1. I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed. 2. People don’t even say grace before meals anymore . They just hold their phone over the plate, take a picture, & then upload it to Instagram. 3. Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snuggle… 4. Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family? 5. When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave! 6. You suddenly realize that you’re all grown up that moment when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge. 7. How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next? 8. They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhh” when you plug it in…. 9. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. 10. I don’t mean to brag but I have more food in my body than in my refrigerator.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 13:24:30 +0000
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