Friends....Americans....Giants Fans I have solved the Pablo Sandoval Conundrum Ive come up with a plan so near perfect that if you round up, It is PERFECT!!! And considering you all be busy self-labeling the team a Dynasty and our games classics, and hell, Pablo the New Mr. October--I just did not have the heart to burden you with another label. So, I took it upon myself to self-label me The Genius and ill hence forth be known as The Architect of the New Deal that saved The Great Society--thats all you. I figured you doing all that labeling, you deserve to have one too...No thank yous necessary--I was glad to do it. So, come on, come on...Im soooooooooooo excited The New Deal for The Great Society---thats you So, 500,000 Male Giant Fans will knock...........uh, make pregnant Many have wives, girlfriends, chicks they want to.......uh, know better Now, there will be some times where a sister or cousin..I got this script and legal department approved form letter, so lets not worry about that now Showers will be scheduled, and there will be a slew of Baby Panda Stuff: Hats, sheets, towels, bowls, spools...therell be a web site. If we sell $250 of stuff to every New Panda Family--Ready for this? Cool $125.000.000 Together We Really Are Giant :) Oh, and for every Panda Family that reaches that amount: a $10 off coupon for a churro--dont worry, were still making money--redeemable at any Monday Nite Padre game.. So, Pablo Wants 6 yrs $120,000,000; Pablo Gets 6 yrs $120,000,000 AAAAAAAAAnd---Charlie Johnson DOESNT Pay The Bill...WE Paid For It Thus, instead of us playing with Charlies money liiiiiiiiiike we always do Charlies Playing with OURS!!! You know what--It was Right Here I decided I needed to be called The Genius---cause Im brilliant---I say so Now, I see some smartie allacks wanting to say theres $5,000.000 missing Ooooooohh Encontado!!! Thats where Brian Sabian when he makes the deal says to Pablo Pablo, as the New Mr. October--cause the fans put the other guy to rest, we want to give you anextra $5,000,000 YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I figure that is worth 6 home runs and 10 Wins every year. The Chemistry will be awesome, and well be one big Happy Family and BEAT LA and go to the playoffs and win the World Series EVERY Year---and be a REAL Dynasty---people will say so!!! Joe Buck is gonna hates us more. The 29 other teams that dont have great fans like us are going to hate us . The BBC is gonna hate us more. But, Well have Chemistry, The Great Wandu and a lotta, lotta, lotta,lotta lotta Panda Stuff Best part of all this--took me five minutes So, get back whining, complaining, and calling each other names cause thats what the best fans in baseball do. I got your back on Panda---and YOU...R....WELCOME!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 20:04:41 +0000
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