Friends! Tennesseans! Countrymen! There are some covert agents, neigh, a plague!, sent into the country music world by the dreaded pop music culture whose mission is to shake the genre to its core and possibly destroy it all together! Fueled by pretty boys and drama infused rich girls whom only put on boots as a fashion statement and have never once experienced work or a blue collar saturday night, this plague, known on the charts as Luke Bryan and/or Florida-Georgia Line, has acted in the absence of such great country guardians as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and George Jones, to merge the country with the dreaded Pop. Our chief savior, King George, has become weak from carrying the burden by himself and needs our help. (Cue sad music) Please stop asking them to be played on the radio before they gain too much power and we are soon all transformed into fairies like themselves. Its a small step, but a step in the right direction; s step back to the time when men were men! (Cue patriotic country music)
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 15:53:58 +0000
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