From The Twittersphere BACON, blankets and Bibles. And ice cream. And Oros. You guessed it, a mixed weekend menu from Namibian tweeps! Peppered with facts and fantasy, and seasoned with a dash of Floyd. @tupimo: We need to hire this (Floyd) Mayweather boy to come knock out corruption in Namibia. @Kondja: With Jerry Ekandjo and Peya Mushelenga in your choir, your bass vocal range is sorted. @LazJacobs: All these international celebs going to South Africa all the time without visiting Namibia, we see you sowaar! @alisamupolo: On my menu this weekend: Australia weds Namibia in Ongwediva and USA weds Namibia in Valparaiso. So many international marriages in my network… @Sylva69: What have Ondangwa people done to anger God like this, the heat is unbearable. Strips And Sips! @LoudimaD: Mara, how can you not like bacon? Who hurt you? @esterrah: I like to eat ice cream under my blankets with a torch and pretend I’m in the movie ‘Ice Age’… hi, hi. @TemusT: Some of you people are drinking that horrible Wild Island stuff and you’re calling it Oros. @DrunkOnChicken: Oros is real life! @put_a_sock_in_i: The way everyone counts their strips of chips with their KFC Streetwise meals... At Random @Miss_Immy20: Putting on your best Sunday dress and heels and taking a pic in your yard with your Bible… We see you. @HTuuda: This dude is here selling a PC for 800. I left him alone after he said “the hard drive is 8GB…” @StevenCya: The search for Friday night is always followed much too quickly by the discovery of Monday morning. @bettykambongi: I want to be the reason why you look down at your phone, smile and then walk into a pole. @EddyKully84: Oshakati kwaito… saying “shalipo kashipo wee…” (what was there is not there anymore) when breaking up with a Born Free (he’s been going out with) since 2004... @osHo__o: People don’t wanna talk to you but they want to be present at your funeral..!! No, you are not welcome. @Frans1214: If Özil was playing for a Namibian club I’m sure his nickname would be ‘ogies’. Passing Shots @Nonah_Kandje: They are here going on about Oshikuku but we all know they speak like cars that don’t wanna start, “nghii nghii nghii”… Sit Down! @Pendazano_gbb: Just did five push-ups and five sit-ups, so now I can have my beer without a guilty conscience. @Sackeus_Ben: iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I’ll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they’ll likely chop off my hand too... @bubbs07: You know how refreshing it is to find actual ice cream in one of the many dozens of ice cream bakkies my Mum keeps in the fridge?! – Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:35:21 +0000
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