From the Washington Post Style Invitational... YOU MIGHT BE TOO MUCH OF A CAT PERSON ... If you can’t wait to get home and kiss her and hold her and run your fingers through her soft, luxuriant hair, you might be too much of a cat person. (Beverley Sharp, Montgomery, Ala.) ... if you interrupt a PowerPoint presentation by batting at the red dot on the screen. (Ellen Ryan, Rockville, Md.) ... if your cat gets the Fancy Feast and your children get the kibble. (Peter Jenkins, Bethesda, Md.) ... if, while receiving affection from a loved one, you suddenly bite her hand and kick at her. (Jason Russo, Annandale, Va.) ... if you had your cat’s first hairball bronzed. (Phyllis Reinhard, East Fallowfield, Pa.; Page D. Styles, Warrenton, Va., a First Offender) ... if you prowl around all night, poop in the neighbor’s flower bed and scratch on the door at 4 a.m. to be let in. Or you might just be a drunk. (Rob Huffman) ... if you take along some of Muffin’s shed hair to Macy’s, to make sure the color matches the outfit. (Jill Fosse, University Park, Md., a First Offender)
Posted on: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 20:52:22 +0000
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