Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crews refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crab delicacy staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeding to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand? Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers arent as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes arent as dumb as most folks think
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 15:07:40 +0000
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