Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or - TopicsExpress



          

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, all of you just shut UP! 3. Whistle the first seven notes of Its a Small World incessantly. 4. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral 7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, motion sickness! 8. Meow occasionally. 9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it. 10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 14:19:41 +0000

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