Fun on Teacher :::::::: #include * What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer! * Why does the principal keep talking to me about having more “arty eye”? I teach reading, not art. * Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded. *Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you cant sleep in my class. Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could. *Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life. From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. *Does it count as differentiated instruction if I print their worksheets in different colors? *Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you! *What do you call a teacher without students? Happy *Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it. *Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment! *Where do door-makers get their education? The school of hard knocks *What do you call a teacher without students? Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher *Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in! * Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, What did you learn today? Kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow. * Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnt do? Teacher: Of course not Pupil: Good, because I didnt do my homework
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 15:46:28 +0000
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