Funniest joke I ever heard from another corrections officer. A wino gets drunk and passes out in an alley. A guy walks by sees him lying there, pokes him in the butt and leaves him a 5 dollar bill. The wino wakes up in the morning, pants around his ankles 5 dollar bill lying there, pulls up his britches, goes to the liqour store and the guy behind the counter says, Whatll it be? The wino says, Give me 5 bottles of the cheap stuff. So the wino goes back to his carboard box in the alley, drinks his 5 bottles and passes out. Same guy walks by that nite with his buddy, they both poke him and leave him a $20. Next morning same thing, wino wakes up, butt hurts, pants around his ankles and sees the $20. The wino goes to the liquor store, hands the guy behind the counter the $20, and the guy behind the counter says, Whatll it be, 20 bottles of the cheap stuff? The wino thinks for a second and says No, you better give me a botle of your best liquor, that cheap stuff is really tearing my ass up.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 05:01:24 +0000