Funny cop story, happened to me Last night Donald Jones finished repairing a spindle drive for me helping out because I been under the weather. Right Don? ;) ;) I been doin it rough,,,,so rough....,,,, aint I Don? ;) he dropped it off about 2 or three on the morning. So that Montana Van I have is real quiet and I was sitting in it with the lights off after parking it last night smoking a Cig. Then I went in to get back to sweating out that cold and passed right out shortly. About 4:15 theres someone banging on my door like a lunatic. I go to it half asleep... Still naked I peek my head behind the curtain in the living room and Im staring at this flashlight in my face. I hear Come to the door now!!! I say Im naked.... Can I grab a blanket at lest real quick Please sir???? He yells like a real prick,, I know(imagine that) Sir what you need to do is open your door right now!!!!!..... Well I had celebrated a little last night since it was my birthday and Don was coming late..... So my sobriety was in question. And he was bein an ass. : So I quickly opened the door and stepped right up to it in the middle NEKKIT as a Jaybird!!!!! And said May I help you???? He flung himself backward away from the door,,, hahaha,,.. And I heard him quietly whisper Your van is running with his head down quietly walking as fast as he could. Lmao. AS KELSO Says...... !!!!!BURN!!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 03:13:56 +0000
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