#GIRLS_CAN_LIE . . . I MET THIS GIRL INNA CAB DECIDED TO TAKE HER DIGIT COS I LIKED HER AS A FRIEND: . . ME: SO BABES GIMMIE UR DIGIT GIRL: AWW...I DIDNT CUM OUT WIF MY PHONE IS SO BIG DAH I CANT CARRY IT AROUND ME: WHAT KINDAH FONE Z DAH? GIRL: WELL Z SAMSUNG GALAXY IPAD BOLD 20... ME: HAA....BOLD 20 DEY?? :/ GIRL: YES NA DEY DIA... ME: OK..HOW MUCH DID U BUY IT? GIRL: I BOUGHT IT N300K ME: WHAT! :o 300 THOUSAND..OK WHAT CAN IT DO?? GIRL: WELL IT CAN BROWSE FOR FREE...IT DOESNT USE BATTERY.. IT DOESNT EVEN HAS CHARGING POINT... ME: DAS COOL :) GIRL: HBU...WHAT PHONE DO U USE?? ME: (MEHN I CANT FALL MY HANDS I JUST FORMULATED MY OWN LIES TOO I SAID) IM USING NOKIA LUMIA SAMSUNG GALAXY WINDOWS SILVERBIRD AIT BLACKBERRY TECNO TAB Q40 GIRL: :o :o :o ... FOR REALS?? HOW MUCH DID U BUY IT?? ME: I BOUGHT IT N400K GIRL: N400 THOUSAND??...SO WHAT CAN IT DO?? ME: ALOT OF FINS...IF IM LOOKIN 4 SUMTIN ITL BRING IT 4 ME...IT CAN COOK EHN... D PART I LOVE BEST IS..IF IM CHARGING IT IN D BEDROOM ND IM IN THE SITTING ROOM ND SOME1 CALLS IT WILL WALK FROM THE ROOM ND CUM TO D SITTING ROOM...SAYING ND SHOUTING.... PHLORY I DEY RING O PHLORY I DEY RING O GIRL: KAI BABES YOU ARE A BLOODY LIAR! ME: EHN NA...NO BE YOU START AM?? :/ :v :v :v . . . GOODMORNING BEAURIFUL PEEPS . . . . #UDO (y) . . . #PC #KINGSDORA #WAHELSE??
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:36:42 +0000
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