😂👌 GM vs Microsoft At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon. In response to Bills comments, General Motors issued a news release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day Every time you painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on Occasionally executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case youd have to reinstall the engine Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT. But then you would have to buy more seats MacIntosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5 per cent of the roads The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single general car default warning light Now seats would force everyone to have the same size * The airbag system would say Are you sure? before going off Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary) even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the cars performance to diminish by 50% or more (Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department) Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car Youd press the start *on to shut off the engine
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:37:44 +0000
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