******GO DAWGS****** Q: Whats the longest ten years of a Cougar football player’s life? A: His freshman year. Q: Whats the difference between the Cougars and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl. Q: How is a Cougar like a possum? A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q: Why cant you hold a Nativity scene in Pullman? A: They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. Q: Whats the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and a walrus? A: About 20 pounds. Q: Know how to make it even? A: Force feed the walrus. Q: How do you find Wazzu? A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it. Q: How many Cougars does it take to get to a bowl game? A: Yeah, right. Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog? A: Six more weeks of bad football. Q: What’s the difference between the Cougars and a dollar bill? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: Where do people go in Pullman when there’s a tornado warning? A: Martin Stadium, because there’s no chance of a touchdown. Q: Did you hear quarterback Connor Halliday created a seasonal beer with the Pullman Brewing company? A: It’s called Interception IPA and only comes in a six-pack. Q: Did you hear that wide receiver Gabe Marks made straight A’s? A: It’s just too bad his “B’s” are a little crooked. Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common? A: Theyre always on their backs. Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Martin Stadium field? A: Because the Cougars look better on paper. Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Rose Bowl? A: The Cougars. Q: Whats the difference between the Cougars and the Taliban? A: The Taliban has a running game. Q: What do the Cougars and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ. Q: Did you hear that The Rolling Stones are playing at Martin Stadium? A: Yeah, theyre 10-point favorites.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 18:06:09 +0000
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