GOOOood Morning DC, the White house! Of course, a good morning going out to as well to Barely-testicled Barry, winner of a Golden Ticket to the ‘Wonka’s Beltway Legislative Factory’. He really is so deserving and worthy of an Oompa Loompa song but I have no Oompa Loompa prose or rhythm so I am at a loss. Removing Charlie as a choice for obvious reasons there must be one of those other children that match the behavior of the President. Although as bratty, childish and naughty as those other kids were, I feel Barry’s behavior exceeds even them. Perhaps it even exceeds the Oompa Loompa’s melodic morality musical muse as well. Barry’s chronic narcissism, pathological lying, and inability to grasp, let alone accept a little thing some of us refer to as reality aside, he does display a certain Wonka maniacal dementia displayed by Johnny Depp in the second film. Not to take anything from the original Gene Wilder version of the film but the Johnny Depp version did adhere closer to the book. In fact, maybe I have had Barry O’wonka all wrong. (Apologies to all the Irish in particular Clare Daly; I am going for laughs here not trying to associate the ‘Hypocrite of the Year’ with your fine nation.) Perhaps Barry sees us all as Oompa Loompas that need rescued from all the Wang Doodlers and Vernicious Canibs that infest our lands these days. Not that I have ever seen a Wang Doodler although I suspect he might me one and as far as Vernicious Canibs? Folks like Feinstein, Pelosi and Wasserman/Schultz come to mind when I hear that word. Sadly, as I found neither species in any taxonomy or dictionary I have access to, I have to base my definition on onomatopoeia. It just feels so right and my inability to compose an Oompa Loompa tune means the Oompa Loompa harmony is just not right for me. I mean really in both films it’s a regimented Socialist Commune, Cocoa bean based economy of highly unskilled labor with a single dictator and Lord commanding there efforts. I like potatoes but never served with that prefixed pretense, although not so sure about you Barry but I digress. No, I, like most Americans, like our freedom and we are sick of the manufactured fears that you and your cronies create. The fears that you attempt to drive the masses with are not nearly as severe of the actual disasters plaguing our nation currently. I am just not seeing that world of pure imagination that you are singing about Barry, nope. Funny how you have not said one thing about the New Mexico, WIPP facility, accident but then you never gave us that Fukushima update you promised either. I am getting the distinct feeling nuclear power is the real maniacally demented, Wonka figure and making Oompa Loompas at of all of you, because no matter how careful you think you’ve been Barry, you breathed Plutonium, Doop-ity doo!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 13:57:35 +0000
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