GOVERNMENT: What is it that you really want NURSE: I want K10,000 salary plus K4,000 housing allowance 10:1 patient to nurse ratio and extra pay for attending to more than 10 patients a day Medical and other benefits. Considering the fact that I am an essential worker, Id be looking at K250,000-K300,000 per annum GOVERNMENT: Today is your lucky day! You will be getting..... K350,000 per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car Overseas medical treatment A fully furnished house and 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village Health insurance for your husband and children 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village Being an essential worker, you and your family will be entitled to annual overseas vacation with a fully-paid first class K100.000 wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers Country club membership, and youre entitled to keep all that the government gives you if you put in just 3 years of service... NURSE: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!! GOVERNMENT: Of course! Were you not the one that started the joke?
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:54:09 +0000
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