GREAT NEWS!!: My butler is captured and he is back at my possession. After numerous sightings in five continents, this man has been finally captured in Copenhagen by a bunch of Danish followers of mine. The Halloween week, he tried to put on a costume and he did manage that (which is a surprise). Upon being chosen for the worst costume of Denmark award (he did not intend to) he was interviewed on the T.V. Some of my Danish followers recognized him, planned a capture operation and brought him back to me. (I also would like to thank to Obama administration since they did help a bit for the transport, but I can’t reveal the details here) The past year his existence without me definitely had a toll on him, gained some weight (used to be a very good looking butler but now?? geez). He thinks his name is not Jason anymore but Williem Malkovich. (I am gonna keep the new name). The best part is he lost a bit more of himself and his conscious so he is much for useful from my standpoint. From now on his job is not only to carry my men purse but be my sheet music stand. (I am not sure if he is capable of turning the pages yet, we will see). So immediately upon his return, I went back to my routine of my elegant style (please take notice of the scarf, naked feet and the shirt please) and now I am back to writing movie reviews, philosophy and music theory books… Thank you very much. #psychiatristappointmentscomingsoon
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 16:13:33 +0000
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