George and Fred had golfed together every Saturday for years. Friday night George was informed that Fred was in the hospital and would not be able to golf. George was livid! “We haven’t missed a golf date in 16 years! How could he? What will I do?” After listening to his tirade for an hour, his wife offered to go golfing with him the next morning. “You can’t golf. What good could you do?” he asked. “I can keep you company and you will still be able to golf” she responded. After more discussion George finally agreed. The next day found them on the 9th hole, a par 5 dog leg to the left. Georges third shot landed in the rough. He found the ball. He could see the Green, but directly between the ball and the green was a shed. George was upset. “If that shed wasn’t there, I could drive right to the green and save par!” His wife noticed that there was a door in the front of the shed, and another door was in the back of the shed. The shed was otherwise empty. When she opened the doors she could see the green. “Honey” she said, “couldn’t you drive right through the doors to the green?” George was ecstatic. Then it was noticed that the back door would not stay open by itself. It was decided that his wife would hold the back door open for him. George teed the ball and hit it. The ball cleared the first door, but hit the frame of the second door, ricocheted, hit his wife in the head, killing her instantly. The next week found George and Fred on the 9th hole again. George and shanked his ball again, and it had landed in the exact same spot as the week before. He was very upset. Fred noticed the doors on the shed. “George, lets open those doors and you can drive right through the shed onto the green.” “Not on your life” responded George. “I tried that last week, and I got a triple bogie on this hole!”
Posted on: Sun, 14 Jul 2013 15:49:37 +0000
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