Get Your Squaw Pass....still on sale Get Boots and Skis/ California Ski Company Ride Gear and Clothing...Sports Basement. Take 10% Off Mention SOTC Quit Job Change Name Start Goggle tan with magnifying glass and tin foil... (so much safer than a tanning salon...of course) Get a pair of (worn) Sorels boots...DO NOT show up with new Sorels, Rookie. Go to local car dump. Buy or take donation of: Ford Bronco, mid 70s era Chevy Blazer, Same... rusted up, with plenty of stickers is ok... Way, way oversize tires...make sure to have massive speakers mounted on rear tailgate, in order to blast out the most annoying music you can find. Get a local crib at base of Squaw Valley, or other, and just say you live, In the valley Beg, Borrow or steal: at least one pair of skis 120 underfoot to use on icy days at Squaw....otherwise you are always on 140s... Helmet and Goggles....never, ever, sunglasses... If you can ski or ride....and I mean SKI or Ride...that does not mean one turn down Siberia on a perfect groom...I mean Palisades, style...Get some wicked colors, skulls, and other bright clothing and accessories... If you cannot ski or ride...wear gray, black and dark copper only..disappear if possible within the crowd... SF Cube Office POW skiers/riders only ski/ride on premium days, as long as their wives let them... Real skiers/riders rip it every day, day in day out, POW, Packed POW, Groom, Monster Groom, Fresh Groom, Hard Pack Groom, Ice Groom, Rock Groom and just plain on ROCK! Now....get to it...
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 13:21:50 +0000
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