Get hacked by a dude pretending hes a pissed off fictional marshmallow dude? Check it off your bucket list if its by any chance on there Trevor! Whats that??your biscuits are burning? you poked this dough dude for the last time. Losing this dudes fresh new puffy hat somewhere was stupid as well. Well by the time you read this your gonna have a burnt mess. Well you might wake up to put out the fire biscuits i helped make.(btw your welcome) At least if i wasnt so freaking brilliant and threw your buddys fire alarms in his toilet after starting the burnt special we have today. OH I would help but im just so busy trying out this new iPad i got from your home dog thats passed out with a pissed off marshmallow dude starring and schemen across the casa. It only was around the 2nd poke to the dome you cheaply got on me,was when i decided.....a lot of small things ?or gut that dude like the mystery guy youll read at the end MR TREVOR EDIT DUNCAN PROFILE NEWS FEED,if thats even your real name, its so weak bro! At least take a couple words out? LIKE WHATS SO difficult with JUST CALLING YOURSELF LIKE TREVOR DUNCAN..or something I know you wouldnt expect to be hacked by yours doughingly. THE FREAKING PILLSBURY DOE MAN,I MAY HAVE A SCARF or like a apron or something ya dig, but I WILL DESTROY yall that are ALL ABOUT THE POKE a INSANE marshmallow DUDE KINDA LIFE. Those lifes experation dates actually come sooner but hey,free country lmao! Dont poke the DOUGH that feeds you BRO Yall humans that dont know when to CHILL need to CHILL Even on this damn internet, i cant hack a niggas Facebook without getting poked!? Poking isnt a a joke,that special burnt breakfast I made you was dough! It wouldnt be so bad but YALL DIDNT EVEN POKE!? YOU JAB LIKE YOUR RINGING A DAMN DOOR BELL. You must think lololol its soo funny check this out guys IMMA MAKE THIS PALE PLAY DO CHEF BOYARDEE WANNA BOIL HIM SELF. Youll notice when you wake up lil niggas you were just playing with fire LMAO LOLOLOL you poke and knock my damn hat down? OK ILL JUST BURN YOUR FOOD BOSSMAN! Maybe take your buddies ipad and clean the memory! Well i was feeling some angry birds so i kept it. Whats up? Want more of this dough? You know where my old place is, isle 7 and the cold section Also dough is how you spell it correctly but i say doe without giving a crap. DONT TELL ME WHAT it IS I KNOW WHAT IS AND WHAT AINT IS.GOOD DOUGHn now you got me heated! oh i burnt my doe toe on this damn oven.still watch it. heres some history yall,this is some cold stuff, but the third dude is joe and he got poked too much.if your a doe boy and your abused by these punks you make all those damn biscuits and cookies for. you gotta do whatcha gotta dough to put those kids through doe boy school. BTW those busters in the pics with suits are wanted dead,well BIll Murrays still my brother from a no dough mother.-Saved my life when a damn ghoul-fer tried devouring me when i worked as a caddy back in the day. hmu on myspace playa! no not you tom!you cant make people be your friend! well anyways when niggas poke you in front of their kids and stuff,you get a little dough-nuts. You guys poke on the web but in REAL LIFE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY HURTS. FUN fact---- ME AND BATMAN ARE MYSPACE HOMIES AND WE PLAY WORDS WITH FRIENDS like on the regs since I JACKED THIS SWEET DOE TABLET. People remember him as batman but i TURNED HIM into fat man. when i get him out of the fat cave we go hard. Hood rat bad guy stuff like some really sick doughy stuff. Gotham could burn for all i care doe,atleast after my dog Morgan freeman gets out. Speaking of which he brought me up on how my homie tupacDatDough shakur got killed by the government and the Illuminati. HE JUST BAKED AND RAPPED FOR FUN. I dont come up and sucker punch your kids in the mugs when theyre EASY BAKING or knocking my freaking awesome chef hat off My buddy trynna stay puff and stuff in that one pic was captured from Google but its hella real, Wikipedia had a crap ton of stuff backing it up. The Illuminati made it seem like some ghost busting fools capped my home dough. YOU wanna play games ILL CUT YOU AND HOP DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL LIKE I JUST DID THIS DUDES HAMBURGER HELPER PAL! I AM CRAZY, IM THE DOUGH BOY SON My trademark only allows dough boy,but only on the boob tube. HOWEVER I PUT THE BISCUITS ON THE TABLE AND BRING DOE TO THE FRIDGE. Trevor ya messed up when ya kept poking around, literally. I MAY BE FULL OF MARSHMALLOW,just DONT confuse yourself and think that means your dough boy here is MELLOW! Your pal that chilled at the dining table had a whole pack of cigs earlier. He just so happened to smoke red short L&Ms,which is my choice after Marlboro, when this dough man doesnt have lots of doe,man; cant budge Dough when Im on a budget myself. So I then bucked them since it just seemed like the right thing to dough. These guys shouldnt smoke anyways,its bad and all. Plus Im a freaking marshmallow lol? Those cigarettes needed someone who can handle them I ended up leaving that human dude about half of one i smoked and dropped in other home boys yoo hoo right before my journey to the promised land. Made a pit stop at mcdonalds for some fresh wifi for this tablet I adopted from one of those unfit owners. Pillsbury BUSTED MY BISCUITS! Not literally since they couldnt even give a doe bro some dang doughnuts! The dough boy struggle is real, and my hats STILL NO WHERE TO BE MOTHER DOUGHN FOUND Well I guess Ill just make those ghost dudes pay since you lost my new damn hat Trevor I also peed in your yoohoos and all over those cookies yall dummies had before bed . - Bone appetite brochacho. THATS HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES WHEN YOU BAKE AROUND WITH A DOUGH dude. On another note you made me want to put the gloves down, but youll see later gotta go get a refill Im just drinking so much tea this morning but THIS PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY SPOILER ALERT i took care of someone else i hate. You and your friends will need a bit more help in the kitchen,I took that sketchy stupid hamburger helper glove out. Didnt need no help from some lame clown glove either! Still waiting for the day for old ronald mcdonald to pull one off and teach me hes just as crazy as yours truly. I do hope that he puts up a fight unlike that stupid light-weight creepy glove i destroyed before my departure to my next store and who ever might have me help cook or teach them a thing or two about leaving their facebook open #YouDontlikeYheHeat #getTheDoughOutTheKitchen #MarshmellowPurge #DoughWentLoco #DontTouchMyHat #POKEme #ReadyForRound2HMU #morningFromYourOldDoughBoy Shot out goes to my clique on food network, REPRESENT. Especially you Rachael Ray, girl you all over Walmart shelves hmu doll,we both like food and doe. Also check this baby pic,even google images knows you need a little dough man!
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 02:33:41 +0000
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