Girl, I know you left me But there was something I forgot to show you. Check it out.. Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. Its been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance. Can you give me that? Cause theres something in my pants thatll win you back. I wanna be your man again, But you left me like Im Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said youd never call, But girl, you aint seen my balls. My balls are so awesome. Dont get me started. Theyre so damn big. How big are they? Theyre so big. Its really obnoxious. Its like two ewoks chillin in my boxers. Theyre so big. I cant hold em back. Even Cartmans like, man those are fat. Theyre so big. Theyre run over your feet. Thats why when they back up you hear a beep beep. And how can I be subtle, When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at em with jealousy. In fact, when you see em on the street theyll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. Im guessing soon youll be hoping Im back, Cause my balls are so big theyve got an opening act. My balls are so epic, and I aint boastin, But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the suns right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls. Cause these things are where its happenin, And when I whip em out youll take me back again. Should I compare em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me Im on the chorus. I got what you need. And youd said youd never call, But girl you aint seen these I told you youd be back. You mustve forgot. You mustve had Ballzheimers
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 02:36:09 +0000
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