๐ ๐Girl: wats d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.18,000/- Girl: bapre Girl: and iphone?? . . Salesman: bapre + bapre+ bapre Girl: ๐จ๐ ๐ก Salesman: ๐๐๐ --------------------------- Innovative India: An American asked a Indian child, How old are you ? Child replied: Ghar pe 11, School me 12, Bus me 10, Train me 7 & Facebook pe 18...!!!๐๐ ---------------------- Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To.. Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi. Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi. ------------------------------ 2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..... Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye... Bas fir kya.... Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi. ๐๐๐ ---------------:--:-------- Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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