God came down and first he went to the Germans and said I have ten Commandments for you that will make your lives better. And the Germans asked What are Commandments? And the Lord said Rules for living. Can you give us an example? Thou shalt not kill. Not kill? Were not interested. So He went to the Italians and said I have Commandments. And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said Thou shalt not steal. Not steal? Were not interested. He went to the French and said I have Commandments. The French wanted an example and the Lord said Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife. Not covet my neighbours wife? Were not interested. He went to the Jews and said I have Commandments. Commandments? How much are they? Theyre free. Good then, well take 10! -Shaz
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 15:45:00 +0000
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