Godzilla........ May be theeee biggest disappointment EVER!!! Id rather watch Glitter 2.....Justin & Kelly 2.....Gigli 2....Mimi & Nikko 2...Nick & Lisa 2.......but heres the review. It starts off good with tremors at a nuclear plant where a couple works......for unknown reasons tmfs ignore the tremors and PRESTO INSTANT DEATH!!! It jumps 15 years later.....where these same tremors are occurring, yet none of the scientists have a clue.....except the crazy scientist who lost his wife 15 years ago......he detects chatter in the tremors.....long story short......they have a big a** flying cockroach in a vault with absolutely ZERO SECURITY...... so as soon as it wakes up tmf is horny and wants to see her baby daddy........which makes the government say oh yeah we have anudda one just like that locked away in Nevada........so of course theyre going to meet and hook up......in San Francisco!!!! Heres the best part.....the army is tracking all 3 monsters! Instead of nuking them during their trip from Hawaii in water......the army would rather wait til they were all in Frisco to drop the nuke.......they have a 2 minute fight where the roaches jump Godzilla.....kick his ass then all of a sudden he realizes he can blow fire.....he tail whips one.....then blows fire down the others throat and rips his head off. The nuke still goes off on a slow a** ferry boat, but doesnt harm ANYONE!!! Even after the GENERAL SAID THIS BOMB WOULD MAKE THE HIROSHIMA BOMB LOOK LIKE A FIRECRACKER......Godzilla leaves and hes hailed as the saviour and king of the monsters......THE END! Do NOT waste your money!!!! Wait til your local rapper/bootleg man harasses you into the 5/10 today only special......which somehow seems to last everyday! RWs Movie Review......ruining movies for all my fb friends since April 2010!
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 14:48:11 +0000
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