Golf bet Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger says to Stevie, Hows the singing career going? Stevie replies, Not too bad. Hows the golf? Woods replies, Ive had some problems with my swing, but I think Ive got that right, now. Stevie: I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right. Incredulous, Tiger says, You play GOLF? Stevie: Yes, Ive been playing for years. Tiger: But youre blind. How can you play golf if you cant see? Stevie: Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice. But, how do you putt asks Tiger. Well, says Stevie, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice. Tiger: Whats your handicap? Stevie: Well, actually, Im a scratch golfer. Woods says to Stevie, Weve got to play a round sometime. Stevie: Well, people dont take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem? Woods thinks about it and says, I can afford that; OK, Im game for that... $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play? Stevie: Pick a night.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 00:29:37 +0000
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