Good Business...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In respect of the interest you have shown to take my daughter as your wife, I attach quote for the lobola of my precious daughter. Description Unit Price Line Total Virginity intact (can be proven) - 10 cows K800,000 K8,000,000 Can cook extremely well – 2 cows K800,000 K1,600,000 Has a degree in Interior Design from prestigious international establishment – 3 cows K800,000 K2,400,000 Potential child bearing capabilities, also raised well (Good Manners) – 2 cows per child up 3 children K800,000 K4,800,000 Entertainment (well trained) - 2 cows K800,000 K1,600,000 Subtotal K18,400,000 VAT K3,220,000 Total K21,620,000 Quotation prepared by: Bashemi / Uncle To accept this quotation, sign here and return: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ [Please note: Rejection of this quote will amount to gross disrespect, and shall result in the cancellation of the relationship and any dealings between the parties. We will then be open to other offers, as the demand is quite high.] Conditions: • YOU CAN EVEN PAY IN DOLLARS IF YOU THINK THE EXCHANGE RATE IS FAVOURABLE TO YOU. • PAYMENTS SHOULD BE STRICTLY CASH FOR THOSE FROM THE SOUTHERN PROVINCE. • This quotation is valid for 2 days, after which indicated prices may rise substantially. • This quote is not subject to negotiation neither is another quote acceptable. Do not send any uncles or relatives to try and negotiate. Only the specified supplier of cows may be used. Thank you for your business!
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 17:56:08 +0000
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