Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Its nice a sunny outside, rain will come soon enough. Cats are still missing their best friend, and finally decided to peacefully coexist in my room. The latest necessary repairs to our buildings boiler did not result in better supply of hot water - but the did result in lower water pressure. Currently trending at #1 is Khloe Kardashian - who is refusing to take phone calls from Lamar Odom and is, instead, parting with a whole bunch of other men, usually preferring rappers. Thats not interesting enough to be #1; 10 maybe, but not 1. Trending at #6 is Bob Saget - who used to change Mary Kate, Ashley Olsens diapers on set. Really dont know what to make of it. Trending at # 7 is Gene Simmons - who compared his band KISS to Jesus. Thats a bit of an overreach, Gene. Americans should work less and take more vacations, like Danish; this way they would be happier - thanks for the advice, dude! Then how are we going to support millions in the Third World countries (who hate our guts), plus UN, plus Obamas 70+ per year vacations, plus pay the members of Congress (who claim that they are underpaid as it is), plus Obamacare, plus illegals?!! I mean, we got so much more responsibilities than Danish, for petes sake! Top Medicare billers were big donors to Democrats - wow, what a surprise! Selena Gomez Relapses on Justin Bieber - whatever the hell that means. And, finally, Kate beat Will in a sailing race - I am sure the friendship won, as they used to say in step-mama country. Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:44:35 +0000