Good grief. I cannot believe I am participating in this nonsense. My friend gave me the number 12, which is too many things. So half of them will be little known facts about me, and half will be bare faced lies. :::Have fun with that, facebook::: 1. I thought love at first sight was a myth until I laid eyes on my dog. 2. When Jess gets my rum&coke just right I praise it by saying Mmmmm... just like Daddy used to make. 3. I bit a kid in fifth grade and smacked a teacher in 12th. 4. I am mildly phobic about crowds. 5. Every candidate Ive ever voted for has won their race. Only Paul the German octopus has a better record than me. 6. I make consistently wonderful and accurate first impressions. 7. In my youth, I had a Robyn Sparkles-esque year of embarrassing performances at Ingram Park Mall. 8. I look stoned in my drivers liscense photo. 9. That person who laughs too loud in the movies at something inappropriate, like getting eaten by a bear, thats me. 10. My unfulfilled dream Shakespeare role is Olivia. 11. I was an extra in wedding scenes of Steel Magnolias. Craft services served us the bleeding armadillo cake at the end of shooting that day. 12. I think Citizen Kane is stupider than Ron Burgundys hair. Now you will be rewarded with (the paying forward of this silliness) a number assignment of your own if you can identify the lies.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 22:59:40 +0000
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