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Good morning, friends! I spent the majority of my evening trying to get the almost-always-constipated Easton to poop*, which always kinda makes me feel like a lamaze** coach. (Ohhhh-kay, PUSH! Good, now BREATHE!) There was a lot of crying and screaming (him, not me), and at one point he was so tired he almost fell asleep on the toilet. He was ultimately successful, which also means I spent a good 30 minutes plunging his success. Overall, last night was, quite literally, pretty shitty. *If youre offended by poop talk, check out my About section. Dont say I didnt warn you! But I guess I will probably lose a few likes over this, since poop talk makes people storm away because maybe poop isnt part of their life? **I first typed out lamaze as llamas, knew it didnt look right, and actually had to Google the correct spelling. I do not, in fact, coach llamas. I do, however, need more coffee.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 11:18:37 +0000

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