Good morning my beautiful friends. Today is the Sabbath and I need rest and desperately tried to get it, but some idiots car alarm went off at 6pm eastern standard time and made 7 different irritating noises to piss me off for 11 minutes. I was so made I could knit barbwire and was ready to do a walk by slappin in the parking lot, but I have CHOSEN to use some of my new coping skills to deal with anger management and made me a fluffy hot bubble bath instead. I wanted to go to church, but a Jewish friend of mine and two others I am hosting are traveling from the Atlantic coast to the coast of my beloved Gulf of Mexico to get my Daddys and dead Rottweilers pictures out of my storage unit and my Daddys hot rod Lincoln that recently was involved in a high speed chase, by accident, while I was driving myself to the emergency room at Sacred Heart Hospital with severe chest pains. I was just discharged myself from Tallahassee Memorial the day before due to dehydration, high blood pressure and cardiac issues. I got mad and started cussin.. Tallahassee Memorial almost killed my Daddy working on his heart and I wanted CHRISTians working on mine. Anyway, I was the reason highway 98 east and west was shut down for hours because I refused to leave the safety of my car after Franklin County Sheriffs Office tried to kill me and wreck my Daddys car by running me in a 7 foot ditch with water in it to stop me.I HAD to stay in my car to keep from whipping every law boyz butt that was out there and there were MANY...from another county, too. Wakulla County Sheriffs Office. I have the 911 call to prove that I warned the Sheriff that I was coming at a high rate of speed and to keep his boyz off me. All points bulletin on my country, race car driving fanny. His manuvre FAILED and I landed my Daddys car with a 32 valve police interceptor engine in it without a scratch. I have the pictures and Florida Highway Patrolmens report. Funny, kinda in a way. So, on 6-6-14 around 10:11 AM, it was me, myself and I that did it, BY GOD, your Honor, but please allow me to explain, I caught 4 charges of fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, resisting arrest without violence and threatening a peace officer. Peace my surprisingly firm a$$...and the Carrabellle hefa that I outran and didnt notice 1/4 mile behind me, lets see, the last time I glanced I was floating smoothly at 121 mph, gave me 4 tickets. All were dismissed, but the fleeing and eluding, I am dragging that charge back into court in December because I was not in my right mind and never looked in my rearview mirror, I swear. Driving at those speeds you have to be focused for public safety, but right now I cant drive and hired me a driver so I can write music going 90 cause I just cant drive 55.. Probably best because I am in a big city and dont know where the hell I am anyway. Speaking of my Daddy, I got a little toy piano when I was 3 for Christmas and my birthday which follows 2 days after, and picked out by ear Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and ol Pa said I just might be a lil prodigy. LMBO, true story, but the LORD HATES PRIDE so I will shut my mouth and just show ya. Watch out cause I love to cut da fool like my scrappy pappy. Amadeus was also bipolar. Listen to Beethoven and gain some music culture. I find it brilliantly dramatic and classical music is my anger management therapy. Whomever would have thunk it, a country girl? God bless and go to church if ya can. Have a nice day!
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 11:09:51 +0000
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