Good morning old friends, and welcome along to new friends NAUSEA BLACK STEPHEN ARNEAL & DAVID ROBIN. Its that time of year again folks............. The C word is coming (no not him) the BBC blows the dust of the best of Morecombe & Wise show (for the benefit of our younger friends, they were where Ant & Dec got most of their shcmutter) Roy Wood and Noddy Holder have been watching the letterbox all year waiting for their royalty cheques to drop through. The slightly shop soiled playstation 4 that you wrestled off that little girl to save £20 on black Friday is wrapped, and safely stashed away at the back of the wardrobe. The sprouts are at a rolling boil, and all across the land this week, small children will be donning dressing gowns, popping their mums best tea towel on their heads, and trotting off into the cold to take part in school nativity plays. The carefully rehearsed line (singular) will be spoken to a church hall jammed full of proud parents My wife Mary is heavy with child, is their any room at the inn? To which the correct response of anyone worth their salt in the hospitality business of course should be Certainly sir, were a little full, but we can squeeze you in! Room for 2 with a cot is it? We have a lovely little en-suite with cracking sea views over Gallilee and serve a full English every morning between 7 and 10 with a choice of tea or coffee! and not Blimey Joe shes about to pop! Quick, get her into the stable round the back, and put down plenty of straw!! Try to keep the noise down or youll frighten the donkeys! Now I ask you. Is this is no way to treat the mother of God? Personally I question the wisdom of undertaking such a long journey so close to her due date, but what do I know? I am only a humble fishmonger! Then along come the 3 wise men (posher dressing gowns and edged with tinsel) they have traveled from the east and bought gifts with which to honour the king of kings. Brilliant! so what have you got him then? (this is rapidly turning into the life of Brian) and here friends we have the point (yes there is a point) Getting the right Christmas present is an annual nightmare! I hate buying presents for other people, and also hate receiving the pile of .......well, frankly c*ap, (its alright none of my relatives read this rubbish) that HAS to be exchanged politety at this time of year, with loads of strained oh you shouldnt haves, and Oh that is lovely, thank yous amid rictous grins of strained happiness. So cmon folks, lets get it right this year shall we? Lets avoid any upsets and disappointments, and lets show those we really care about how much they mean to us by giving the gift that counts, the very thing that they would give themselves.... ... (here comes the pitch)......... .......Something fishy gift vouchers are available from £5 to £50 and take all the guess work out of finding the perfect Christmas gift!! AND WE ARE OPEN EVERY DAY (EXCEPT CHRISTMAS DAY) INCLUDING BOXING DAY & NEW YEARS DAY! and if youve got this far well done! I will be going up to TMC to hand select marine livestock next Wednesday, anything you want please let me know by 5.30 on Tuesday. Ill post what i collected next Friday. Have a warm, dry and peaceful weekend and see you soon Rich :) https://youtube/watch?v=oJoXCwkPVi8
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 09:34:00 +0000
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