Good, wholesome parts about last night included hanging out with good friends for my birthday. The interesting/bad parts from last night: getting arse grabbed by three separate women 20 years past their prime, a bigger middle aged woman staring at me half the night and then telling Ben that I look exactly like Michael Hutchence during an INXS song, a bald bearded man shaking my hand and telling me that I have to be the most beautiful man he has ever seen then showed me off to his wife. To top the night off, Ben and I saved two drunk girls from being hit by a bus when they fell into each other and onto the road. I had to pick the drunkest one up off the ground by putting her on my shoulder and squatting her up to standing position (and yesterday was leg day!). She was so hot yet somehow so heavy. Made sure they called a taxi then went off into the night like a chivalrous bad arse. I am single handedly keeping gallantry alive and well in Newcastle ladies, despite the amount of sleaziness last night contained.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 06:40:44 +0000
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