Got THAT phone call at work today... Chris: MOM! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! ! Me: Whoa, wait! Slow down, stop yelling, what happened? Chris: Cody brought me a cup of lemonade, said he made it himself! MOOOOOOOOOM, it WASNT lemonade! ! ! Me: (still doing paperwork/half listening sipping a giant glass of water) Ya ya, so what was it? Chris: IT WAS PEE! ! ! ! Me: ~Thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!~ (projectile water from my nose & mouth) ~snort~ Cough cough! Bwahahahahaha! (Not gonna lie, did NOT see that one coming!) Chris: Moooooooom, its NOT funny! Me: Youre right bud, projectile water through your nose is painful, nothing funny about that, sorry. Chris: MOM! BLAH blah blah blah blah blah ~sniff/blubber~ IM ~sniff~ SERIOUS! ! Me: Im sorry, your right, tell him hes in trouble, as soon as Im done with my meeting, Ill be home. I love you. (CLICK) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha ha ha ha ha! Bwahahahahahaha OMG! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ~SNORT!~ Oh Jebus, ok, Im good, schwew. (Dialing phone...ring ring ring) Joe: Hello? Me: Cody just peed in a cup, gave it to chris and said it was lemonade! Joe: Bwahahahahahaha! ! ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Me: Its NOT funny!
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 01:56:16 +0000
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