Got this from my whats app group & found it hilarious So naturally sharing with ALL of my dear friends here.... HOTEL CALIFORNIA -- NEW Gujju Version On Eastern express highway Navratan tel in my hair Warm smell of theplas rising up in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My had grew havy, aney, my sight grew dim It was Hetal ben I was right! There she stood on the highway I heard the ringtone bale And I was thinking to myself This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele Then she lit up a metch stick and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thote I heard them say... Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Planty of food at disco dandiya Nine nights of year, you can find it here Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais! How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat Some go arararara, and some forgat! So I called Baku fuis husband please bring my chaas he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey! Wake you up in the middle of ratrau Just to hear them say... Welcome to night of disco dandiya Such a lovely base Underneath your drase They shakin it up at disco dandiya what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais! Mirrors on the ghagra choli Pink odhni that is supakk nice Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levis And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole, They gaythered for the feast They eat it all with gusto and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat! Last thing I remember, I was Running for the loo I had to wait back for people to finish before Relax said Bakul maasa We are programmed to receive You can EAT as much as you want But you cannot just SHEET !
Posted on: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 12:19:33 +0000
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