Gravity- The movie ********SPOILER ALERT!!!!!*********** There, I gave the warning. If you havent seen it and you read this anyway, I offer nothing but my ass to kiss if Ive ruined it for you!!! Alright...after this movie right here....I better not EVER hear another woman EVER.....EEEEEEVVEEEERRR call a man selfish again!!! Now...after she gets blown off into nowhere....spinning out of control and floating away....poor George Clooney, who was on his LAST space mission by the way, LEAVES the comfort of the area of the shuttle to project himself out there to get this broad. He gets her, he saves her ass on MULTIPLE occasions, and CONTINUES to help her get from one place to another. Her suit is low on oxygen, so hes trying to get her to safety as quick as possible. They get into a situation and he SACRIFICES HIMSELF by letting her go so that SHE could get into the shuttle. Hes SLOWLY drifting away into outer space and right as she runs out of oxygen, she makes her sorry ass into the shuttle. You think she quickly got shit together and went back out there to look for him? NOPE!!!! She did the SAME damn thing EVERY other woman alive would have done. This broad TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND TOOK A DAMN NAP!!!!! All the while this man is floating off into space. Then had the AUDACITY to wake up who knows how many hours later and get on the mic trying to find him. I aint sharing shit with a woman ever again!!! Matter of fact, you ever come over to my place, you better bring your own air! Cause you cant have none of mine!!! Yall aint shit!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:06:38 +0000
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