Great Female Humor! After you read the message about the pilots, Please find time to read the quote of the day - - - it is so perfect. [email protected] While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I..s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? When the attendant came by he said Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman? Yes,! said the attendant, In fact, this entire crew is female. [email protected] My God, he said, I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I dont know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit. Thats another thing, Sergeant, said the crew member, We No Longer Call It The Cockpit Its The Box Office. Quote of the day:Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, shell give you a baby. If you give her a house, shell give you a home. If you give her groceries, shell give you a meal. If you give her a smile, shell give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. [email protected] Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. . ...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 20:42:33 +0000
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