Grounds for Divorce ================ A woman goes into her - TopicsExpress



          

Grounds for Divorce ================ A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have grounds for a divorce? To which she replies, Well, we have three acres! No, maam. What I mean is, does he beat you up? asks the attorney. No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00, she responds. Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge? Looking very confident she states, No, we have a carport. At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, Look, Lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce? Because he cant hold an intelligent conversation!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 23:05:53 +0000

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