Guacamole costs extra but you know this. Its been extra since we started the company and will still be extra when you die, whenever that day may come. On the day your first child is born we will still charge you extra for guacamole. On the event of your 250th chicken burrito at this very location guacamole will cost extra. If you bring your future wife here on your 10th wedding anniversary with the expectation that guacamole will be included because it is a special occasion you will find that it is not included. There has been stories of a person receiving free guacamole. Let me tell you right now that those stories are a handful of lies and fiction. You having to pay extra for this guacamole is a fact. Are you ready for this? Are you prepared for this shit? Are you ready for me to drop this loaded ladle of crushed avocado, onions and tomato on your chicken and brown rice bowl? If not then proceed to the cashier and we will go through this standoff again tomorrow. - What goes through my mind when the Chipotle lettuce and cheese person tells me that guacamole is extra.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 01:22:25 +0000
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